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-Gegg
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Before I throw away these pencil stubs I’ve been hoarding, admire how small they are. The magic of a pencil extender
you would have won huge amounts of street cred at my elementary school, where having the shortest pencil was a mark of tremendous prestige
did your elementary school also shame people if it was found out they'd sharpened it down to nothing for cred instead of spent it down naturally or did i just go to a weird kindergarten
yeah if you were found to have broken them or sharpened them down on purpose you’d be shamed and shunned
I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.
So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.
This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen
entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.
Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!
like a fool i have always forgiven the dc metro system every time it fucks me over because the stupid sexy 70s brutalist aesthetic is just too swag i am sorry
ALTarchitecture sooooo hot that tumblr puts a mature label on it....
Be proud of the dumb, little thing you wrote, just because you wanted to write a dumb, little thing. Your writing doesn't need to be serious and award-winning for you to be proud of it.